There has being (annoyed pause), a lot (even more annoyed sigh), of buzz concerning the creation of a Captain Britian show, with most leaning towards it being in “Phase 2” of the Netflix shows. You can tell I am agitated by this, very much so. Because of this, I have added one person, Ciara McAvoy, the asshat artsy-shart that “unintentionally” leaked that Marvel hired her to make a promo poster for the character’s supposed television adaptation, to my personal shit-list. Yes, I have one of those, in paper and digital form on Google Drive. Anyways, all that people in my personal circles have wanted to talk about was that stupid ass tweet and who I wanted to play a guy draped in a flag that wasn’t even my own! “Do you like Matt Smith?” Hell no! “What about Damian Lewis?” He was dead to me when he was dead on Homeland! How about fuck you, and you, and you, and you, and you, all of you, damn it! I love the character of Captain Britain and the Netflix shows, but are you shitting me, people?!?! I asked myself, “Am I this annoying about this shit?” The resounding answer I gave myself is, “Hell no! These nerds need to keep it in their pants!” I swear to whatever god that damned McAvoy woman worships, if she was lying for publicity, I will personally destroy her by deconstruction of her pyramid of needs. Just kidding, and if you get that, you might have taken a Psychology class in college. I do not have the only intent of blasting some random poster artist, I wanted to lay out who I think should play Captain Britian and why in a couple sentences.
I have six candidates for the job of Brian Braddock in the lead role of the show. These actors, in all roles, are all what I call “bubble actors”, which are actors that have been the top billed in a major, live-action television show that is considered a solid “C” (7.5) on IMDb, or a film actor who has yet to be top billed in a major, live-action film that is considered a “C” (7.5) on IMDb. If an actor is both of these, that is the pinnacle of a bubble actor. Anyways, let’s get to it.
- Charlie Hunnam (Age 36)
- Dan Stevens (Age 33)
- Kevin McKidd (Age 42)
- Ryan Kwanten (Age 39)
- Alex Pettyfer (Age 26)
- Jason O’Mara (Age 43)
Hunnam played the lead role of Jax on Sons Of Anarchy, so he qualifies. Dan Stevens is an alum of Downton Abbey, and he signed on to play the eponymous character of David Haller (Professor X’s son) in the upcoming FX show Legion, so he’s highly unlikely to be in another Marvel show, even if it is separate universes. Kevin McKidd, of Trainspotting fame, has somewhat fallen out of the public eye, but not out of the acting game. Recognition from Trainspotting, which I hear is a decently big pop-culture thing in the United Kingdom, would definitely resonated with British viewers. Ryan Kwanten has been in a lot of stuff such as True Blood, Spellbinder, Griff The Invisible, and Truth In Journalism, a short film based off the exploits or Eddie Brock, or Venom of Marvel Comics Universe fame. He is said to be a big fan of Marvel, so maybe that gives him an edge in Marvel TV’s eyes, or maybe Marvel TV has the edge. Actors that are also fans of certain movies and larger franchises are known to be more willing and persistent to get the role sometimes, ala Common campaigning for the role of John Stewart for years. Sometimes, they’re even okay with taking a pay cut to get said role, but who knows. Alex Pettyfer is much more of a movie actor, but not any good ones. He’s a lot younger than most of these guys at 26, seven years younger than the next youngest on the list, Dan Stevens, who is 33. Jason O’Mara, the oldest on this list at 43. In all honesty, he’s least likely to do this show, considering his age, and because he voices Batman/ Bruce Wayne in some of the DC animated films Justice League: War, Son of Batman, Justice League: Throne Of Atlantis, Batman vs. Robin, Batman: Bad Blood, and Justice League vs. Teen Titans, and as we all know, DC and Marvel DO NOT get along.
Anyways, thanks for reading. Maybe if or when the show is ever officially announced, I’ll do a full on outline of a few 13-episode seasons like I plan on doing with the recently-announced Punisher show. Okay, bye, everyone. Remember to have a nerdy day.